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cupid04 | 20:44 Sat 09th Apr 2016 | Jokes
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Q] How many parrots can you fit down a man's underpants?


A] It depends on the length of his perch.
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Prudie
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A cockatoo?
20:57 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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surely it is the weight of the ***, one *** equalling one-fourth of the imperial man's bush?....
20:48 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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stars - peck-er in both cases
20:48 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M42f4a4008f1ada3f5c7ebe6e5b7e39cao0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=235&h=153
20:49 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Depends !

https://www.suejanson.com/image/cache/data/magnets/ma%20ws%20budgie%20smugglers-800x800.jpg
20:50 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Is that a selfie, balders?
20:51 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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A cockatoo?
20:57 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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One of you could be right! ;o)
21:00 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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I do hope there are no poly filler jokes.
21:05 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Thought you'd be hardened to those by now Togo.
21:06 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Do the 'cracks' show Baldric?
21:09 Sat 09th Apr 2016

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