Fancy Dress.

[Patsy33]

A friend dressed up as a small island off of Italy. He said " What do you think?" " I said don't be Sicily"!...

[bookbinder]

That one is thoroughly groanworthy!

[retrocop]

How Capri cious!

[Patsy33]

There's Malta life than being serious!...

[retrocop]

I hear the Med is a no GOZOne at the moment.

[DTCwordfan]

there's something scillier to the UK, not that far from when I am....

[Patsy33]

Java link for that Retro?...

[DTCwordfan]

should have read...

there's something scillier closer to the UK, not that far from when I am

[Patsy33]

Jamaica mistake DTCwordfan? Not to worry, twas very good..

[marval]

I shall have to mull this joke over

[Tilly2]

That's a really orkney joke!

[wolf63]

I follow the Scilly Police Facebook page, it is very light-hearted and s(c)illy.

[Chipchopper]

Kos it is

[marval]

I belize it.

[retrocop]

I want Rockall to do with this scillyness and am off to find a Jersey.

[Patsy33]

This is Virgin on madness..

[retrocop]

Got my Jersey. No wonder it is getting colder. There is a Burgh in the sea off Devon!!

[retrocop]

Cold enough,in fact, to be Christmas!

[Patsy33]

O Cayman! We get it,you're cold.

[marval]

It will soon be Easter again.

[Patsy33]

Easter? Of course Ascension came soon after....