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[Patsy33]

My friend said to me, "Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable?" I said, " Not necess-celery"...

[aelmpvw]

this is going to sprout another load of puns

[Berniecuddles2]

no more thats shallot

[aelmpvw]

that's a turnip for the books

[sunny-dave]

Careful - we don't want a supepperinjunction leeked here ...

[Khandro]

It makes me think of the gardener who crossed a melon with a cauliflower and got melancholy.

[Patsy33]

Some of you are intent on having the best pun! That reminds me, my friend has bought two teePEAS for her kids.....

[helmsman]

That's a good one Patsy - 18 carrot

[Patsy33]

Aww, thanks Sweetpea.....

[marval]

Sorry I am late, but I have bean out.

[Patsy33]

Lovely to see you Marval. Thought you done a Runner.....

[marval]

No, just popped out for lunch with my friend the swede.

[aelmpvw]

got to go now, see you tomarrow

[Jackdaw33]

Can we squash this right now? It's a complete waste of thyme.

[marval]

My herb can only whisper, well he is a hoarse radish

[Tilly2]

What a load of broccoli!

[Quizproquo]

Why are we talking herbs? They're only parsley related to the question.

[marval]

A sage question Quizproquo

[Patsy33]

I Yam quite impressed...

[tonyav]

I knew that in tyme you'd post that, Patsy.

[marval]

I can't beet any of the answers here.