Did You Hear?

[marval]

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

The Hand family consists of 10 electricians. Their motto is "Many Hands make light work."

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"

A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.

A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse".

When the hospital gives you one of those skimpy gowns, you know the end is in sight.