Ecclesiastes....

[Chipchopper]

My Grandfather was a master craftsman, wood lathe operator.

If he could see some of the shoddy workmanship on cheap foreign imports, in the stores today.

Well, I think he would be turning in his grave!

[DTCwordfan]

if I was him, I would be very cross.

[Chipchopper]

Exactly DT, it would go against the grain!

[DTCwordfan]

You must be a chip off the old block.

[RATTER15]

Clearly just bodgers!!

[Chipchopper]

Yeah, ruddy spindlers!

[Georgiesmum]

I thought you were going to say he would be turning in his lathe! he he

[marval]

I predict chisel get lots of answers.

[frugalfred]

..turning in his grave ... having a coffin fit.

[marval]

A coughing fit? That wood be saw.

[frugalfred]

I'm off to give the cat a comb.

[Khandro]

It was a sad end, but he got a perfect finish.

[frugalfred]

You're varnishing the truth, Khandro!

[marval]

I bet he had a lovely vaneer on his teeth.

[DTCwordfan]

My, that one marval, is summed up by him stumbling into his mother's kitchen, "Ma, h-h-h-agony"

[frugalfred]

Big deal.

[marval]

He probably liked maple syrup on his pud.

[frugalfred]

I don't like the timbre in some of these comments.

[marval]

We have to branch out Fred, with some different answers.

[Khandro]

This is a serious matter, you are knot to joke.

[marval]

Sorry Khandro, will stick to plane answers from now on.