Poor Old Fruit..

[Patsy33]

Through no fault of his own, my Uncle crashed into a lemon tree. He is still bitter and twisted.....

[Calibax]

Probably gave him the pip and made him lose his zest for life.

[Baldric]

Oops, nearly said the wrong thing there, I thought for a moment this was about Barrymore.

[Tilly2]

Makes you want to syllabub. :-(

[Patsy33]

Barrymore? Drew?......

[Chipchopper]

Meringue go's his 'no claims bonus'

[Baldric]

No, Michael.

[frugalfred]

But does he have a zest for life?

[Patsy33]

I only jest! ...

[Patsy33]

He must be crushed

[marval]

Had he been on the juice?

[frugalfred]

He needed lemon aid.

[Chipchopper]

Citroen & Citrus Crush, did they press charges ?

[Patsy33]

There's some sharp replies here!..

[Calibax]

Stop taking the pith!

[Prudie]

I can see this joke doing the rinds

[Chipchopper]

Was he looking to make a Pit stop, before he hit the tree ?

[Patsy33]

He needs a tonic...

[marval]

This joke is very appeeling.

[Ellipsis]

Was he driving a Citroen?

[marval]

A good thing the tree didn't fall down, or he would have been squashed.