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Patsy33 | 12:49 Mon 09th May 2016 | Jokes
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A tomcat hijacked a plane. He stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and said, "Take me to the canaries!"......
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Avatar Image Shaglene
Was the pilot cat-napping...That takes the bird
16:09 Mon 09th May 2016
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"Then island the plane wearing my budgie smugglers".
08:27 Tue 10th May 2016
Avatar Image Arksided
Toucan play at that game... and pulled out his pussie.

Somebody post something please... anything to shake Ozzies image from my head. Lol
08:34 Tue 10th May 2016
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I guess it explains the skidmarks.
08:35 Tue 10th May 2016
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The pilot said, " That's a cheep shot"....
08:36 Tue 10th May 2016
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. ;-)
08:41 Tue 10th May 2016
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He might have changed his mind had he known how they got their name.
08:42 Tue 10th May 2016

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