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marval | 15:44 Mon 09th May 2016 | Jokes
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I heard a rumour that they're giving away manure at my local garden centre.

So I went down there to check, it was ***.
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*Bullsh!t*
15:46 Mon 09th May 2016
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That's the turd time I've heard that one today
15:49 Mon 09th May 2016
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that's a crap one, marval.
15:50 Mon 09th May 2016
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and bog awful.....time to slurry along.
15:50 Mon 09th May 2016
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My mate peat told me it.
15:51 Mon 09th May 2016
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You mean the story was a bum.steer?
15:51 Mon 09th May 2016
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Pete the Peat-eater.....what do you call an Irishman with a spade? Doug
.....and without a spade? Douglas.
15:53 Mon 09th May 2016
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There's not mulch I can add now.
15:58 Mon 09th May 2016
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That reminds me, I need to go into the garden and get my DUNGarees off the line.....
16:53 Mon 09th May 2016
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That ones dung the rounds
22:19 Mon 09th May 2016
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Look good on the poop deck though!
22:38 Mon 09th May 2016
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Was it for your strawberries?. Try cream sometime.
22:40 Mon 09th May 2016
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What is brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung........
08:38 Tue 10th May 2016

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