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marval | 21:41 Sun 22nd May 2016 | Jokes
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A husband and his wife are sitting sit at the table, having dinner.

The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.

"Ooh, I look like a pig," she says.

The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top too."



There was a couple sleeping.

The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and started crying.

Her husband comforted her and asked why she was crying.

She replied, "I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me away from you."

Her husband said, "It is ok honey, it was just a dream."

His wife responded loudly, "Yes, I know, that's why I’m crying."
  
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