Lucky.

[Patsy33]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky that it was a soft drink...

[frugalfred]

To market, to market with my Uncle Jim
When somebody threw tomatoes at him.
Tomatoes, tomatoes at my Uncle Jim -
But those tomatoes were still in the tin.

[Patsy33]

Ouch!