Well I Had To

[weecalf]

I went to the physio he gave me plank hip exercises to do so I said I wood do them

[vulcan42]

No big deal then.

[weecalf]

Hazel be the right thing to do if you ash me

[frugalfred]

You should teak his advice.

[Patsy33]

I hear there's a splinter group..

[weecalf]

Lucky he did not palm it off by blaming it on wear and rear

[frugalfred]

Such exercises are very poplar....they maple the hips back into shape. Then we willow the physio a vote of thanks. (I'll soon be sick o' more puns like this)

[maggiebee]

Oh no, not that old chestnut!

[Quoi]

Did you go to the physio in your 4x4

[Patsy33]

Do you pine for your once youthful body?

[marval]

Your physio spoak to you then.

[weecalf]

Well it might be best fir me he said teak it or leaf it ,I had not the nerves to elm I wooden so I said I wood

[Patsy33]

You must be sycamore exercises! It maple your back out....

[frugalfred]

Deja vu, patsy, my old fruit.

[Patsy33]

I already seen that Fred!....