Please Press

[marval]

This morning I was beaten up by a woman.

I was in a lift when this gorgeous woman got in.

I admit it, I couldn't help myself.

I was staring at her, when she said, "would you please press 1?"

So I did.

I don't remember much afterwards

[frugalfred]

You boobed there!

[bibblebub]

Don't go to B&Q - a woman in an orange apron came up to me and said "Do you want decking"? I got my punch in first.

[Patsy33]

She could have asked him to press 2!