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Patsy33 | 22:18 Thu 26th May 2016 | Jokes
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
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Like the elderly virgin who died. Her headstone read, 'Returned Unopened'
22:23 Thu 26th May 2016
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The value has plummeted.
22:37 Thu 26th May 2016
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I think a few people might jump at the chance to buy parachute....
22:43 Thu 26th May 2016
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They would have high expectations.
22:45 Thu 26th May 2016
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I hope they won't be disappointed and come down to earth with a bump!
22:47 Thu 26th May 2016
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Plainly there's an element of danger.
22:51 Thu 26th May 2016
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I think I might drop this and take the pooch for a walk ;-)
Cya later.
22:52 Thu 26th May 2016
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Night night.
23:02 Thu 26th May 2016
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Did you hear about Mr Yokomoto Japan's worst Kamikaze pilot !
He flew 25 missions!
07:34 Fri 27th May 2016
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re parachute ... sounds too good to be true, are there strings attached?
07:40 Fri 27th May 2016
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No strings attached, genuine sale!
09:58 Fri 27th May 2016
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Hope you're down to earth Patsy and not stringing us up here.
10:01 Fri 27th May 2016
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I'm as genuine as a politician Ozzy......
10:05 Fri 27th May 2016
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Alright if you have wings.
20:41 Fri 27th May 2016

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