Time To Eat?

[Patsy33]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming...

[Baldric]

You could always come back for seconds.

[Svejk]

You need to. They only have minute portions.

[Patsy33]

I nearly went cuckoo!....

[Baldric]

My Grandfather is in Court next week, it's going to be a Long Case by the look of it.

[teacher1]

You could start with the hours-d'oeuvre.

[Patsy33]

I had to go to toilet soon after to pass the time away......

[Sam1960]

I tried one thinking it was turkey flavoured, was quite upset to find out it was ticking :(

[Jackdaw33]

Hope you washed your HANDS or you'll get a good TICKING off.

[Baldric]

Just can't eat anything with a face on it!

[Quizproquo]

When I read this I was alarmed, but then a bell rung in my head and I got it.

[Chipchopper]

Is this a wind up ? :-)

[Patsy33]

I had to put it out there. It was the wake up call you all needed..

[marval]

You should have gone to dial-a-pizza.

[zabado]

Just the thought of it makes me feel sick. Oh! wait a minute you said clock.

[Patsy33]

I've got a ticky tummy after eating that clock!

[tonyav]

Get your self off to the tocks then, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Yes need to see Doc. My stomach is like a ticking time bomb!

[1ozzy]

I've got to hand it to you, a laugh a minute.

[Patsy33]

Did it strike you as funny?