Well, I've Heard It All Now!

[Patsy33]

My friend said her husband takes Viagra for his sunburn. She said it doesn't treat the sunburn but keeps the sheets off his legs at night....

[marval]

There's a new drink on the market, it's called Viagraccino

One cup and you're up all night.

[Baldric]

Viagra Eye Drops







Make you look Real Hard!

[marval]

It's been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.

[Patsy33]

I don't think I'll let my OH have one of those new drinks Marval!....

[marval]

Best not Patsy.

Did you hear what happens to men who take iron supplements and then use Viagra?

When they get an erection, they point north.

[Patsy33]

Haha..... If you mix Viagra with whiskey, you'll have a really stiff drink..

[marval]

Bob and Bill, two eighty year olds were discussing their sex lives.

Bob said, "Bill, I hear they have a new drug out that helps you have sex and I think it's called Viagra."

Bill said, "Can you get it over the counter?"

Bob thought for a while and said, "Maybe if you take two you can."

[melv16]

Yorkshiremen can't afford Viagra...we're too hard up:-)

[marval]

The makers of Viagra are announcing that they have developed a pill to increase vaginal wetness in females.

The new pill will be called Niagra.

[1ozzy]

I take viagra to stop rolling out of bed.

[EDDIE51]

Remember to swallow it quickly, you don't want to get a stiff neck!

[1ozzy]

My wife prefers it to stay on my tongue ;-)

[1ozzy]

Stops me talking incessantly!!!

[tonyav]

I used to take them to stop me from peeing on my shoes.