Teresa May

[retrocop]

HMQ was delighted to accept Teresa May ,today ,to ask permission to form a new government.
Mrs May informed Her Majesty that her first pledge was to Ban pre-shredded Cheese in packets.
She intended to make Great Britain Grate again!

[DTCwordfan]

You just had to get that off your Chester, didn't you? What a yarg that was.....

[Hopkirk]

Nice one Retro.

I should point out though that our new PM spells her name Theresa.

There is a Teresa, but as you can see, she is in a different line of business:

https://www.ephotozine.com/images/gallery/2010/04/normal/9069_1264523653.jpg

[Gromit]

It is a better joke spoken than written.

Just read it and though, errm, ok.
Just said it to a group in the pub and everyone laughed.

[DTCwordfan]

it's probably the way you tell them, Gromit!

[Gromit]

DTC,
undoubtedly true.
Though an audience on their 5th Jaipur Pale Ale will laugh at anything.

[Patsy33]

I wish she'd get on with it. She's cutting it a bit fine.

[retrocop]

She said tough tits and cheddar cheese to Europe.

[retrocop]

The Dutch are following the UK's Brexit strategy with Grate interest and have been heard to say 'Gouda on you Girl'

[Patsy33]

Whey hey!!....

[Berniecuddles2]

i'd think caerphilly about your next joke

[jno]

then there's her shampoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQUEOA0yQg

[mushroom25]

//There is a Teresa, but as you can see, she is in a different line of business: //

well not really Hopkirk - they're both into shafting, it's only the scale of application that differs, Theresa with an H having a country-sized perspective.

[Patsy33]

I think we'll scrape by...

[Chipchopper]

She'l be OK until a better shampoo comes along