Two Snails Are Sat On The Back Of A Tortoise, One Turns To The Other And Says... Hey Up, Here We Go!

[Arksided]

[frugalfred]

Let them slug it out!

[frugalfred]

What did the earwig say as it fell off the cliff?

'Ere we go!

[Chipchopper]

There should be a shell station up-ahead.

[marval]

What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!

[Patsy33]

A disturbed tortoise crawls into a police station.

"I've been robbed by a murderous gang of snails, he announces.

"Calm down," says a cop. "Just tell us everything that happened."

"That's difficult," says the tortoise. "It all happened so fast!"

[DaisyNonna]

A Southern tortoise
No chance of going anywhere

[Patsy33]

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

[Patsy33]

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

[Arksided]

Ha ha, all very good impossible to chose a BA.