Amore

[marval]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie - That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned -
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange and our customs deranged -
That's our mores

When your horse munches straw and the bales total four -
That's some more hay.*

When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife -
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight -
That's Sa...mur...ai.

[Patsy33]

When you go to Auckland and you see a tribesman, that's a Maori....

[marval]

That's a good one Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Thanks Marvel. Thinking ages on that! Good one yourself. You want a-more aye?........

[Patsy33]

Thanks Marvel. Thinking ages on that! Good one yourself. You want a-more aye?........

[Chipchopper]

Great play on words, thats A-Marval-Lass!

[Patsy33]

When your friend's glass is dry, then try catching his eye, and say more Ray?... .

[marval]

When you car's full of rust and covered in dust - It's time for a respray.

[Patsy33]

When there's trouble and strife and it's gone from your life it's a 'hooray'!

[THECORBYLOON]

When addessing a man who's Italian-that's signore

[1ozzy]

When you've been on the *** and a step you do miss

Hit the floor eh!

[marval]

When a Scotsman is killed by somebody skilled - that's a claymore

[1ozzy]

When the fists they do fly you get punched in the eye

That's a melee

[THECORBYLOON]

When you enter a room then it's safe to assume that's a doorway

[1ozzy]

Rails of steel in the road that will carry a load

That's a tramway

[jno]

when a Greek out to dine brings some bottles of wine that's amphorae

[1ozzy]

When you plan an attack and there's no holding back

That's a foray

[Patsy33]

When I'm singing along to my favourite song it's. A. Moyet.

[Khandro]

When he's usually right and he leans to the right, that's a Tory

[Patsy33]

When I'm painting so neat but I'll never compete with a 'Monet...

[marval]

When you carry biscuits and cake with a drink you did make - that's a tea tray.