Octoberfest

[Chipchopper]

I walked into a marquee at the Oktoberfest to sample a beer or three.
To break the ice, I decided compliment the barmaid on what a lovely tent, she had.
She looked at me and scowled "why do you have to be so rude, this is my dress!!"

[bookbinder]

Meine Güte! Das geht nicht!

[Tilly2]

You should have canvassed for support, Chip.

[Chipchopper]

I can assure my inTENTions were good.

[cupid04]

Perhaps you were too intense!

[1ozzy]

Was she a Pole?

Bet her name wasn't Peggy.

[Chipchopper]

I think her name was Beertrix

[frugalfred]

Bet she had a big top!

[Chipchopper]

...Not to mention the jugs

[Patsy33]

That was a bit camp......

[rsvp]

She's involved with the guy next door anyway.

[Captain2]

Was an eminent physicist there? Ein stein perhaps

[rsvp]

If I may comment?........nice one Captain2