Major Jump

[Chipchopper]

I screamed in horror when I saw a ghost walking down the street!.
He was very polite and said "Sorry to spook you, I didn't mean to do that".

But I knew he was lying, I could see straight through him!

[marval]

How much spirit had you had to drink?

[frugalfred]

Should have gone to Spectresavers!

[cupid04]

[Q] Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

{Q] Because it had no body to dance with!

[frugalfred]

Very humerus, cupid!

[Ninefingers]

The bones of a decent joke are here, mind need some more meat about them though