Farmer.

[Patsy33]

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.:)..

[Chipchopper]

Sounds harrowing!

[jubieanna]

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.

[frugalfred]

"I was out there this morning when I saw Patsy coming towards me on a fam vehicle."

"A tractor?"

"Ooh arr, I'll say I did!"

(Take it from Here", circa 1955; Kenneth Williams as Farmer ?)

[marval]

lol I have just ploughed through the jokes, and found this.

[Tilly2]

Another geddon, Patsy. :-)

[Patsy33]

Did you pull? The tractor that is....

[frugalfred]

Was it harrowing, marval?

[Patsy33]

I'm eating Armageddon cheese
It says best before end..

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[melv16]

He was a very sad farmer....The Grim Reaper...

[Patsy33]

That made me laugh Melv...

[DTCwordfan]

My brow is furrowed as to this one.....I'm waiting to see what you harvest as to replies.

[Patsy33]

Will you wait 'till' the end DTW?

[melv16]

I think you should combine the replies.

[DTCwordfan]

you don't half reap them in, Patsy.....

[Baldric]

The Grim Reaper turned up here a while ago, I beat him with the vacuum cleaner and chased him off, Yes, I was Dyson with death!!

[DTCwordfan]

Now we know Balder's first name, 'Henry'.....

[melv16]

The same bloke had a sore backside...farmer Giles ...

[Patsy33]

Nice one Baldric! :-)

[marval]

Even though this joke is a bit corny, I can't wheat for some more answers.

[DTCwordfan]

I've got a sorghum from reading this thread.....