Birdie

[Bazile]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

[Bazile]

Did the Chancellor mentioned anything about Petrel , in his autumn
statement yesterday ?

[frugalfred]

i'm surprised Jackdaw isn't here - he usually writes Rheims.

[Bazile]

^^^
He's visiting relatives in Sanderling

[Patsy33]

Let osprey for our feathered friends everywhere...

[jno]

I'm not going to swallow that one, Bazile.

[DTCwordfan]

nice tits there, girls.

[Bazile]

Oh go on jno - it'll be twite easy

[frugalfred]

Don't ask jno - ask your secretary bird.

[Ellipsis]

Sorry to be not pheasant, but ostrich coming from you, you clucking lyrebird - toucan't play at that game!

[jno]

weaverlready tried that, frugalfred

[Bazile]

It's been a recent gull of mine to get home before the dinner gets deposited into the dog .

I'm off now - it's - shore (has been a) lark - on here today .

Carrion if you wish

[frugalfred]

Can airy comments like that be taken seriously?

[jno]

sounds like a load of bul bul to me

[frugalfred]

I had to queue in my local shop today - had a long wait in the Spar row....

[marval]

I was in such a thrush to get here, I have forgotten what I was going to say.

[frugalfred]

I went to the pub afterwards; the beer was weak - sheer water!

[DTCwordfan]

I bet that had you puffin' away, fred.....

[frugalfred]

Yes, and I was tired. The noise of crowing from the hen-house in the middle of the night - the cock at two!

[DTCwordfan]

two o'cock or you have two cocks? Amazing what genetics throws up.

[melv16]

I know a loose woman who likes a cockatoo...