Birdie

[Bazile]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

[Patsy33]

It's cold outside. Glad I have my blackcap..

[frugalfred]

Take a scarf with you - you don't want a white throat.

[frugalfred]

I've heard that Kate Middleton likes to whip poor Will.

[melv16]

Lol @ Fred.

[Patsy33]

I think it be- gannet Christmas time after Wills was ogling Pippet's bottom...

[Patsy33]

Could've been her Boobys....

[frugalfred]

...or even her red breasts....

[Bazile]

Patsy33

Yes it's a bit bittern , outside

[Patsy33]

Great tits. Seen a couple in our garden....

[Patsy33]

Linnet cold tonight?...

[marval]

Just eaten a meal made from food picked in the meadow. it was lovely fieldfare.

[frugalfred]

Dunno. I've just enjoyed a fine shag. There's nothing like an aromatic Virgin-ia. Must clean my pipe now.

[marval]

Just seen a walnut come out of its shell, it was a nuthatch.

[frugalfred]

Thank goodness the heavy rain has stopped - I thought, "The Ouzel overflow."

[Bazile]

The rain wasn't a problem for the dippers

[Bazile]

Think yourself lucky that you didn't have to spend the nightingales

[Patsy33]

You're on song tonight Baz!

[Bazile]

The rain is not a problem for the Balearic shearwaters

[jno]

especially if the railways are on shrike again

[marval]

I have just painted my tools, I now have a yellow hammer.