Squats

[Patsy33]

What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

[Tilly2]

Naughty, Patsy! I'm blushing.

[melv16]

What's black,white and brown and rolls around on the floor?

A nun with the monk on....

[Tilly2]

Very red now!

[1ozzy]

Patsy!!!!!

I've now got a mental image I can't shake.

[Patsy33]

What?? Probably just a bad habit. Could have been a marrow field!

[1ozzy]

Lord forbid a Pineapple patch.

[EDDIE51]

Rules of the Nunnery , Lights out by 10 pm, Candles out by 11 pm!

[Shaglene]

When the nun got pregnant, they fired the cannon.............

[Chipchopper]

Old habits die hard :-)

[Patsy33]

The sister was a sadist. She liked to squat in the desert amongst the cactuses....

[EDDIE51]

As the Nun said to the Monk. You can kiss me once or twice but don't be getting into the habit!

[EDDIE51]

A Nun runs into Mother superior's office shouting ''Help, we have a problem''
''What's up? '' asks Mother Superior. ''The Toilet Seat! '' replies the Nun.

[Clanad]

Actually, the proper rendition of this rather ancient tome is "asparagus patch"… all things considered it's a better fit, no?

[237SJ]

Clanad - that`s naughty. But you`re probably right