Doctors.

[cupid04]

A man goes to the doctor after getting a golf ball stuck up his bottom.
'Gosh,' said the doctor says upon examining him.
'I can see that is up a fairway.'

[tonyav]

Got that down to a tee, cupes.

[1ozzy]

Wonder if he drove it in with a wood.

[Patsy33]

Now that is funny!...

[marval]

He put it there so he didn't have to iron.

[Khandro]

He must have been seriously handicapped

[EDDIE51]

A Lady Golfer gets stung by a bee and goes to the Doctor.
Where were you stung? asks the doctor,
'' Between the first and second hole'' she replies
The Doctor looks at her and says ''Then your stance is too wide!''

[weecalf]

Was it a PARamedic he seen ? I'll get the coat

[donny48]

Eddie I have posted the numbers you asked for.