Waiter!

[Patsy33]

Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare
you serve me this!
There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"

"My
apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch
manager."

[Jackdaw33]

Not exactly one of your best, more like something from the Beano.

[Tilly2]

Leave it out, Patsy!

[aelmpvw]

serves you right for ordering birds nest soup

[baza]

Barking mad.

[Togo]

Lol @ Ael :))

[Patsy33]

Tilly, that's what the man said to the waiter.....

[Togo]

Are you already trunk & disorderly Patsy?

[Patsy33]

Not yet Togo! I knew I'd get a lot of stick over this..

[marval]

A bit of a wooden joke

[Patsy33]

He was a budding waiter..

[Arksided]

Bet he didn't beat about the bush.

[Patsy33]

The Branch manager is called Rod Dowsing.....

[Arksided]

Wat-er name.