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Patsy33 | 21:24 Fri 06th Jan 2017 | Jokes
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My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream.
Now all I want to do is rub it in
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Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell *** cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
22:16 Fri 06th Jan 2017
Somewhat cryptic, but I get the drift.
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Are you gloating Jackdaw? You can borrow some of my cream..
Got my own, thanks.
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
Subtle!
doh! read it twice... lol
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell *** cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
arrsse the missing word
A pharmacist gave the wrong prescription, which was a bitter pill to swallow.
Last one I promise!

I don’t find pharmacy puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency
A customer goes to a pharmacy to get some cream.

The directions say apply locally two times a day.

The customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally, I'm going overseas."
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DTC, that made me laugh out loud!

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