Cream.

[Patsy33]

My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream.
Now all I want to do is rub it in

[Jackdaw33]

Somewhat cryptic, but I get the drift.

[Patsy33]

Are you gloating Jackdaw? You can borrow some of my cream..

[Jackdaw33]

Got my own, thanks.

[andypipwilly]

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

[Jackdaw33]

Subtle!

[Arksided]

doh! read it twice... lol

[andypipwilly]

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

[DTCwordfan]

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell *** cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

[DTCwordfan]

arrsse the missing word

[andypipwilly]

A pharmacist gave the wrong prescription, which was a bitter pill to swallow.

[andypipwilly]

Last one I promise!

I don’t find pharmacy puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency

[marval]

A customer goes to a pharmacy to get some cream.

The directions say apply locally two times a day.

The customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally, I'm going overseas."

[Patsy33]

DTC, that made me laugh out loud!