I Know...

[1ozzy]

...Exactly how a battery feels.

After all, I'm not often included.

[aelmpvw]

bet that makes you feel flat

[1ozzy]

No spark at all ;-(

[scorpiojo]

Think positive...

[1ozzy]

Ohm, all negative thoughts are now gone.

[Chipchopper]

Is that why they call you dud ?

[1ozzy]

And I thought I was "ever ready" ;-/

[Old_Geezer]

Batteries feel powerful and charged, unless they are run down.

[1ozzy]

I'm not entirely drained.

[Chipchopper]

You should have been charged!

[Patsy33]

Is that because you're locked in a cell?

[jno]

I hope it's a dry cell

[Chipchopper]

Cell block H, I reckon.

[Arksided]

^ Probably a 'poor-acell'

[chrissa1]

Look on the plus side.

[melv16]

Would you be ever ready on a date, lozzy? ;-)

[Patsy33]

AAA! That's enough!

[1ozzy]

Either eveready or en-duracell Melv.

[melv16]

Just depends on what you're using the batteries for, lozzy;-)

[Arksided]

oh dear, lol do we really want to know.

[1ozzy]

I charge for that sort of info Arky.