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Have You Found Jesus??
An Irish man is stumbling home through the woods, totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptising people in the river.
The preacher turns around and is overcome by the smell of alcohol, but asks the drunk "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk shouts "Yes Oi am!" So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. When he pulls him up he asks him
"Have you found Jesus?" The drunk answers "No Oi haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher dunks him a second time and asks him the same question again.
"Have you found Jesus?" Again the drunk answers "No Oi haven't found Jesus!"
So the preacher dunks him again, holding him down for a good 30 seconds.
The preacher pulls him up and asks "For the love of God, have you found Jesus!"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in??"
The preacher turns around and is overcome by the smell of alcohol, but asks the drunk "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk shouts "Yes Oi am!" So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. When he pulls him up he asks him
"Have you found Jesus?" The drunk answers "No Oi haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher dunks him a second time and asks him the same question again.
"Have you found Jesus?" Again the drunk answers "No Oi haven't found Jesus!"
So the preacher dunks him again, holding him down for a good 30 seconds.
The preacher pulls him up and asks "For the love of God, have you found Jesus!"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in??"
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