I Went To A....

[Chipchopper]

large multi faith school and there was a strange boy in my class who was half Jewish and half Mormon.

When I asked him where he came from, he said: "salt beef city"

[EDDIE51]

Don't you mean half Moron?

[Electrochem]

Youve been watching too much of the Two Ronnies!

[Zacs-Master]

I know him. Jesus Osmond is one of my FB friends.

[Chipchopper]

Got it in one, Electro!
I'd forgotten just how good they were!!