Curry.

[Patsy33]

I ate a dodgy curry earlier. I said to the wife, "My a55ole feels like it's on fire"
Wife replies, "ring sting"
I said, "What the hell do I want to ask him for"

[Patsy33]

"What the hell do I want to call him for?"

[slinky.kate]

like it,we just had a curry ?

[Old_Geezer]

Works either way, as long as one doesn't question why the wife said it.

[DTCwordfan]

Had a curry with another girlfriend who can’t eat rice. She’s basmatic.

[EDDIE51]

Do you know how to tell if you are in a top class Indian Curry House?
They store the toilet rolls in the fridge!

[EDDIE51]

If you want to save time eating curry just buy it and throw it straight down the bog! Cuts out the middleman!