Our Father who art in Bradfordstan,
Patel be thy name,
Thy curry come,
Thy stinging bum,
On earth as it is in Notlobistan.
Give us this day our daily naan,
And forgive us our smells.
And help those that hold our smell against us,
For thine is the prayer mat,
The Nissan Almera,
For ever & ever,
AHMED