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No More Love Lessons
The night before their marriage, Jerry called on his innocent bride-to-be at her apartment.
"There's nothing to be nervous about," he assured her, "making love is very simple."
"Tonight I'll demonstrate first how Cousin Alvin makes love, then how Cousin Benson makes love."
"Then finally how my Uncle John makes love."
The next morning he received a text , it said.
"Thanks for lessons. Have eloped with your Uncle John."
"There's nothing to be nervous about," he assured her, "making love is very simple."
"Tonight I'll demonstrate first how Cousin Alvin makes love, then how Cousin Benson makes love."
"Then finally how my Uncle John makes love."
The next morning he received a text , it said.
"Thanks for lessons. Have eloped with your Uncle John."
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