Brian Clough

[percy1946]

This is reputedly a true story rather than a joke but I find it funny, so I hope you do too.
Brain Clough would spend so much time in the bathroom every morning his wife would bang the door and shout " god are you still in there " to which Brian would reply " Barbara, it's alright to just call me Brian when we're at home " !!!

[razza]

That is as old as the hills

[murraymints]

lol

[Tilly2]

Mr T says that to me. I was funny, the first time.

[Patsy33]

He was funny at times!

[Togo]

His best one liner was "Rome wasn't built in a day"........................ but then again I wasn't on that particular job.

[Hymie]

He once said modestly ‘Ah yes, Frank Sinatra, he met me once y’know?’

I recall a newspaper headline, following a match pitch invasion in which he had been assaulted that read:-

‘The fan hits the sh’t.’

[bhg481]

I liked it when they said they were going to make him the England coach - they were going to take his teeth out and put seats in .