Down On The Allotment...

[Chipchopper]

I was mortified when I went to my allotment plot and found that some escaped chickens had completely devoured three rows of lettuce plants.

I tracked down the owner of the chickens and complained bitterly to him but all he did was shrug his shoulders and said : "This is what happens when chicken sees-a-salad"

[marval]

lol

I use to have terrible trouble with Mole's digging holes in my back garden.
But I have solved that now, I hid the shovels

[Berniecuddles2]

bet you got the lettuce joke from the web ...cos i know you did ...just the tip of the iceberg!

[Tilly2]

Did you give him a dressing down?

[melv16]

Someone dumped a load of Bisto on my allotment..... The plot thickens....

[Samjenko]

It should have romained on the web.

[marval]

They were having a hen party.

[Tilly2]

and browns and seasons, Melv.

[Tilly2]

As an aside, I love chicken sees-a-salad. I often choose that as a starter when were are in America or Canada.

[Chipchopper]

O' well, The best laid plans of mice and hen's

[Tilly2]

I'm hungry now.

[Patsy33]

Chickens love chicory of course!