Three Men

[paddyk]

Three men were trying to guess the professions of their respective dates of the previous evening, based on their bedroom performance and conversation.
The first man reckoned that his date was a nurse because she said " Lie back and relax. This won't hurt a bit"
The second concluded that his must have been a schoolteacher because she had said "Do it over and over until you get it right"
The third figured that his date must have been a flight attendant because all she had said was " Put this over your nose and mouth and continue to breathe normally"