Pregnant Or Not ?

[percy1946]

A woman entered the chemists' shop and asked 'Do you have pregnancy tests?' The chemist said 'Yes, dear, would you like one?' She replied ' Dunno really, Are the questions difficult?'

[Togo]

Like the woman who asked if a bus passenger would give up his seat as she was pregnant. With no obvious signs the man asked ohh how long have you been pregnant..........about 25 minutes said the woman.