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Chipchopper | 09:43 Thu 25th May 2017 | Jokes
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It was a busy night at the 'Pride of India' Indian restaurant, while customers waited patiently for their meals.
Imagine the surprise when a waiter suddenly appeared and started cavorting around the tables like a madman, waving his arms around.
After a few minutes the waiter suddenly stopped and said: "Okay, who ordered the chicken dance act ?"
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That is a really rice joke.
21:46 Thu 25th May 2017
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That is a really rice joke.
21:46 Thu 25th May 2017
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He was known as the pilau of society
09:03 Fri 26th May 2017
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There's naan so strange as Indian waiters.
14:52 Fri 26th May 2017
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Did he sag afterwards?
14:55 Fri 26th May 2017
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Nothing worse than the aloo saag's!
His favorite LP was U2's Rogan joshua tree.
17:34 Fri 26th May 2017
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You tikka all of the boxes with that quip, chippy.
17:37 Fri 26th May 2017
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Beforehand, did he pass a farty Windindaloo?
17:43 Fri 26th May 2017
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Give that chap a patti on the back - nice work.
17:44 Fri 26th May 2017
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Poppabums - plenty of them, peppery and spicy?
17:47 Fri 26th May 2017

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