The Sum

[marval]

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself.

"Two plus five, that son of a *** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a *** is nine."

“What are you doing?” asked his mother.

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mum."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day.

"What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two,
that son of a *** is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four.

[EDDIE51]

Didn't see that punch line coming, laughed out loud!

[Patsy33]

LOL!....

[zebo]

Heaven help him when he gets onto vulgar fractions.

[waterboatman]

I like it! :-)

[albaqwerty]

oh Marval !!
absolutely love it !!!

[Jackdaw33]

Me too. Best laugh I've had in ages. Almost makes me wish I were still teaching.

[NoMercy]

That reminds me of, Our father who art in heaven, Harold be they name."

:-)

[Chipchopper]

Laughable and believable :-)

[NoMercy]

Pardon my autocorrect.

[zebo]

Jackdaw, only 'almost' wishing you were still teaching?! When teaching Pythagoras I introduced the new word hypotenuse and the biggest, nastiest reprobate piped up 'Harry Potter's pubes', after that I had a quiet laugh every time I used the word.