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Patsy33 | 17:02 Fri 30th Jun 2017 | Jokes
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My wife is leaving me to live with her mother. She says I'm obsessed with every creature you could think of. Even though I'm sad, I said, 'Alpaca your bag, and let minnow when you get there"
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Oh deer, are you feeling a bit sheepish now?
17:38 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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It does feel a bit Hawkward Marval...
18:13 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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She sounds to be a real cow, bull-ying ewe like that.
22:46 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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Oh well, no r egrets
22:49 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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The last words I said to her were, "See you later Alligator"
22:57 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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Her mother lives in Whales I hear.
23:01 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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That old nag! All she does is ram things down my neck!..
23:04 Fri 30th Jun 2017

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