My Boss

[Patsy33]

My boss said to me today, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many trains have you derailed so far?”

I said, “It’s hard to keep track…”

[zebo]

Any more puns and it'll be time for a Rocket or a Golden Arrow in the nether regions from a Flying Scotsman.

[1ozzy]

After reading the replies I think you all need training ;-/

[Patsy33]

I think I'll drop a few lines to my boss to express my regret....

[Chipchopper]

Most boss's couldn't give a tinkers chuff!