Parcelforce

[Quoi]

My girlfriend wants us to try a new sex position she found on the internet called parcelforce.
Apparently you stay in all day and nobody comes.

[Sqad]

LOL......very good.

[Berniecuddles2]

if i was having sex i wouldn't open the door lol

[DTCwordfan]

DHL is your other option, 'Drive Hard, Lady'

[Chipchopper]

Oh well, we all have our UPS and downs :-)

[bruce5755]

What do you get when Hermes turns up though?

[Smowball]

lol brilliant!

[marval]

Just yodel if someone turns up.