Off Work

[Hymie]

I called my work this morning advising that I was staying at home today, as I was not feeling well.

My boss asked me what the problem was.

I told him that I had a case of anal blindness.

He asked - what the hell is anal blindness?

I told him - I just can’t see my @rse coming into work today.

[Tilly2]

No, you didn't!

[Peter Pedant]

o dear that is awful - go to a doctor and he will probably find the bottom of it

[aelmpvw]

that was a bum excuse for not going to work

[Hopkirk]

I've heard of having eyes in the back of your head, but ...