Does It Come?

[marval]

The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

At her apartment door, he suddenly said, "Hey! Do you want to see my underwear?"

Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.

She glanced down and said, "Nice design, Does it also come in men's sizes?"

[Patsy33]

Sounds like a little disappointment!

[Hopkirk]

Couldn't you keep it more brief?

[Berniecuddles2]

Was his name justin ?

[albaqwerty]

roflpmsl!!!!

Marval, that's brilliant !

[waterboatman]

A deflated ego methinks...as well!

[piggynose]

"pants!"

[Patsy33]

Perhaps it shrunk....

[Hopkirk]

He was an ex-serviceman, - commando, in fact.