Chatting In A Pub!

[Berniecuddles2]

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,“ commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George” “That’s a real coincidence,” remarked the Scot. “My son was born on St Andrew’s Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew.”
“That’s incredible, what a coincidence, "said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.”

[Khandro]

Ha Ha. It's a good job he wasn't born on mother's day

[Berniecuddles2]

lol

[marval]

lol

[Tilly2]

Armistice would be a nice name...or Ascension.

[Togo]

Dad, said the little boy, why is my sister called Rose. Because your mother likes roses replies dad. Good to know said the boy, thanks dad. Dad replies.... no problem Frame grilled whopper.

[Togo]

Flame,,,,, auto correct.

[Khandro]

There's a very good Red Indian - I mean Native American - one I know, but I'm not sure I can tell it on here.

[Togo]

Jokes is a nuke free zone Khandro. Well it used to be.

[naomi24]

Excellent! :o))))

[-Talbot-]

lol Bernie ... I love jokes from the seventies.

[Khandro]

OK, here goes;
The young brave says to his father, "Tell me father, why do we all have these strange names?" and his father says, "It has always been so, my son, we are all named after the first thing the father sees after the child is born, for example, your brother is called 'Great Eagle' because when I left the tepee after your mother gave birth to him, the first thing I saw was a great eagle flying over yonder mountain. The same is so for your other brother 'Brown Bear', as the first thing I saw was a brown bear over there on the edge of the forest, and that is how it has always been, it is tradition", he said placing his hand on his son's shoulder "My son, oh 'Two dogs sha***ng in the rain'.