Whats That ?

[Chipchopper]

A local man walks into a Glasgow bakery, points at the glass display cabinet and says to the shopkeeper: "Is that a custard tart or a meringue ?"

The shop keeper turns to the customer and replies "No, you're right, its a custard tart"

[Sam1960]

The same customer then walked into the Butchers, who was standing in front of a small heater, with his hands behind his back. Customer looks at his selection of meats and says "is that your Ayrshire Bacon"
No says the Butcher, my hands are cold.

[Chipchopper]

Thats a good un, Sam!

[-SharonA-]

Someone explain please!
I get the bacon joke.

[goodgoalie]

Sharon, ye have tae be frae Glesca

[Sam1960]

Is that a custard tart ..... or " am a rang"

[marval]

lol

[-SharonA-]

Oh!! No good, I've tried wit mae best scortish accent...........

[Sam1960]

last shot .....
a "meringue" .... or ....
am I wrong (pronounced) am i rang

[Hopkirk]

Furry boots?

Dundee.