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Berniecuddles2 | 07:57 Tue 22nd Aug 2017 | Jokes
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Woman: Does Viagra work?

Pharmacist: Yes

Woman: Can you get it over the counter?

Pharmacist: Yes if I take two
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I'm so depressed ... I went to the doctor today and he refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
11:13 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
Then there was this ship carrying a cargo of Viagra, hit an iceberg and took 3 days to go down

Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?

A: It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
lol Mamy !

Then there was the depressive patient who liked to take Viagra and Prozac together. If he couldn't get it up, he didn't care!
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If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
Mixed up my Viagra pills with my hair growth pills.

Hair grew really good but way too stiff to comb

What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafloppin'
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Some people may not find these jokes appropriate. .dont be hard on them!
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Balders your on a roll pmsl ..still on a high from the weekend..3 women surrounding you has made you happy (I think lol) lol

What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He got taller.
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I went to the doctors he said" now then bernie why do you need viagra" I said I hardly don't know where to start doc!

Since the release of Viagra, exotic dancers now claim that they are
receiving a lot more standing ovations.

Bernie @ 11:01
Worse than that, it was Four, really couldn't get a word in edgeways ;o)
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lol

A man goes into the chemist and asks for some viagra.
’Have you got a prescription,’ the chemist asks him.
’No, but will a picture of my wife do?’ the man says.
I Want to report you all on this disgusting post

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed
over the $10/pill price.
His wife, who was with him, had a different
opinion:
"Oh, £40 a year isn't too bad."
//Bernie, you are a great comedian. You should do stand up.//

If only he could stand up !!
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you feel free to do so jordyboy im not stopping you

What did Bugs Bunny say ater taking Viagra?

"It's up Doc!"
I had an uncle who over-dossed on viagra.

Took em a week before they could get the coffin lid nailed down.

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