The Will......

[Shaglene]

Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
So, he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses"
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames.
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Harold slips away, she says
"Mrs Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to
have accumulated all this property".


Sarah replies, "Property? .... he had a paper round!"

[Patsy33]

LOL! A sign of the Times maybe?......

[Spicerack]

At least he got to express his last wishes.

[Patsy33]

He had a lot of Observers....

[Arksided]

well he had the monopoly on it.

[Patsy33]

He was an Independent sort of guy..