My Mother

[Patsy33]

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.

[Voltage]

just another page of your life

[Patsy33]

Still, we could always express ourselves....

[Voltage]

blimey you telegraphed that one

[Patsy33]

Im very independent....

[Voltage]

thats standard

[melv16]

You need a Guardian angel.

[Patsy33]

I see the sun's out....

[albaqwerty]

she must have had a pressing engagement.

[Patsy33]

I said to her one day it was not write what she was doing
She told me she'd make me eat my words!
..

[Shaglene]

This happens daily...........

[Mamyalynne]

A staple diet.

[marval]

That is a star joke

[Patsy33]

Marval, you're a Sport....

[DTCwordfan]

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who is the Timeliest of them all?

[Voltage]

I'm off to the doctors tomorrow think I've got tabloids. .very painful

[Patsy33]

Cackle cackle....

[Voltage]

I've got some cream for that lol

[DTCwordfan]

Go to Barnsley and ask for some arrse-cream and they will see you straight, vanilla or chocolate?

[Patsy33]

Be careful voltage, it's contageous!...

[DTCwordfan]