Accident Site

[Voltage]

I was walking down the street earlier today when a lorry driver pulled up alongside me and said, "Excuse me, I'm looking for the the accident site involving a van carrying a load of cutlery."


"No problem," I said. "Go straight down this road for 1 mile, then take the first left, and when you get to the fork in the road you're there."

[Voltage]

apparently the lorry jack knifed!

[Patsy33]

He didn't have to fork off then?...

[melv16]

It's a sign of the tines..

[Shaglene]

Paddy says to the waiter, "Where's me fork'n knife?" Waiter replies, "It's under your fork'n nose."

[Voltage]

forkin good one lol